How could such a wonderful morning go so bad? Connie woke up to Greg's alarm clock, not Emily. Turns out Emily slept through the night - from 7:30 pm until 8:30 am! What an exciting event - this is the first time she has slept through the night in many months.
First order of business? Change the rank diaper. Emily will typically poop right after waking up, and poop she did! The nasty stuff was oozing out both legs of her diaper - which is also a rarity. Connie slid her out of her sleeper but made the mistake of taking the pins out of the diaper. Now how do you carry a baby and a loose slimy diaper to the bathroom?
The answer? As best as you can. With one hand/arm under her back and the other hand trying to clamp her diaper around her bottom, Connie & Emily scooted to the bathroom. Emily's diaper slimed right off her bum as they entered the bathroom. As Emily's bum fell toward the floor, Connie tried to lower her to the ground. There she stood. Poop all over her legs, belly and on the arm of Connie's sweater! Ick! Connie left her standing against the counter, deposited the diaper in her poop pail, and lifted Emily into the tub.
Round one. The tub was filled with water so that the big chunks could be washed off her. There Emily sat, looking proud as a peacock. Once she looked reasonably clean, Connie emptied the water and filled up the tub again. Round two. Have a look at the pics. Who would think that such a sweet looking girl could be so full of shit!
No comments:
Post a Comment